godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

godsmacklemore:

Please read this poem I wrote in first grade

comealongpie:

imagine harry being harry and saying something sassy to ron and hermione but they don’t find it funny

then three tables across the gryffindor’s, they hear draco laugh

crownprince81:

aleygrashouse:

ikaythegod:

Watch the exclusive full lecture here.

realest shit i ever seen on tumblr

My followers need to repost this. It needs to reach a lot of people.

nonjutsu:

crimewave420:

I’d quit playing if this happened to me tbh

PEEP SKILLS NIGGA
chomei:

just pour millions of fucking bugs onto ur comatose friends, „ just fucking do it dont ask questions

chomei:

just pour millions of fucking bugs onto ur comatose friends, „ just fucking do it dont ask questions

evartandadam:

Underwater- Deidara
Started a series of pictures of the Akatsuki with tattoos. Had no idea what I was doing when I decided to start coloring this in. The underwater thing was last-minute, but I like it. Makes more sense that his tattoos are floating off of his skin… sort of. No idea what’s in store for the rest of these guys. It started out as a steam punk/tattoo thing but now that he is in water, this changes the entire layout of the others. Oh well!

evartandadam:

Underwater- Deidara

Started a series of pictures of the Akatsuki with tattoos. Had no idea what I was doing when I decided to start coloring this in. The underwater thing was last-minute, but I like it. Makes more sense that his tattoos are floating off of his skin… sort of. No idea what’s in store for the rest of these guys. It started out as a steam punk/tattoo thing but now that he is in water, this changes the entire layout of the others. Oh well!

synch-blade:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING & WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW.

hottopicgiftcard:

I read that Gaara’s hobby is growing cactus. I bet he gives them names. What a nerd.

hottopicgiftcard:

I read that Gaara’s hobby is growing cactus. I bet he gives them names. What a nerd.

Roses
Kanye West

simply-jimmy:

Kanye West // Roses

Hey chick, I’m at a lost for words.
What do you say at this time?
Remember when I was nine?
Tell her everything gone be fine?
But I’d be lying, the family crying.
They want her to live, and she trying.
I’m arguing like what kind of doctor can we fly in?
You know the best medicine go to people thats paid.
If Magic Johnson got a cure for A.I.D.S.,
And all the broke muthafuckers past away.
You tellin me if my grandma was in the N.B.A.
Right now she’d be ok?
But since she was just a secretary working for the church for thirty five years things sposed to stop right here.
My grandfather tryin to pull it together, he’s strong.
That’s where I get my confidence from.

One of my favorite Kanye tracks. 

"I’m not following my dad’s dream. I’m following my own dream".

  1. my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  2. me: actually its 10:58